kristen jade

I am the most serious sex worker ever. 

Which is also why I spent a solid 20 minutes playing “Catch the Dildo!” on cam with myself the other day. 

You only need to look at the outtakes of mine and Zelda’s porn to confirm this mentality. Or hell, even the videos themselve...

Slimy, slippery suckers, slithering over skin and coiling around your limbs, rendering you helpless, overstimulated, and completely at the whim of your monstrous lover…

Welcome to tentacle porn. 

I was into tentacle porn before I knew it was a thing. As a child I was alw...